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Fat Guy Quotes & Sayings
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Tuesday, I don't hate you cause you're fat. You're fat cause I hate you. But yeah I actually do hate you cause you're fat.
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I just saw a fat guy with a shirt that said: I beat anorexia. Defiantly made my day.
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Happy Fat Tuesday to someone who was already fat on Monday.
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Happy fat Tuesday to everyone who was already fat on Monday.
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Every girls dream is to find the perfect guy, eat without getting fat, and to have a best friend who'll stay true to her!
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If you have a choice between ugly or fat; You can turn lights out on ugly, but you can always feel the fat in the dark.
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A broken heart is what makes life so wonderful five years later, when you see the guy in an elevator and he is fat and smoking a cigar and saying long-time-no-see.
Phyllis Battelle
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Running away doesn't help you with your problems, unless you're fat. Then yeah, run.
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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit...
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Don't judge a fat guy by the amount of excrement he leaves in the toilet.
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If you're cooking and not making mistakes, you're not playing outside your safety zone. I don't expect it all to be good. I have fat dogs because I scrap that stuff out the back door.
Guy Fieri
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You know, when you're a fat guy you don't need a reason to sweat. Guys come up to me and go 'Jeez... what have you been doing - jumping rope in the attic or something?'...'Umm, no... I peeled an orange about an hour ago, why?'
Kevin James
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Being fat is nature's way of saying, You're so good, I think I'll make more of you!
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I never got how fat people could make fun of other people...for being fat.
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Fakebook aka when a girl or guy looks good on facebook and acts like they are the shit, but when you actually meet them the're either ugly or fat and fake as fu...
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A broken heart is what makes life so wonderful five years later, when you see that special guy in an elevator and he is fat and smoking and saying 'Long time no see'.
Phyllis Batelle
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There are two things an average girl wishes; to find the perfect guy and to eat without getting fat.
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He asked why and I said, 'Because Gwyneth has a fat suit, my wife has a fat suit - I don't get a fat suit?' He looked at me and said, 'You mean you don't have one on?'
Joe Viterelli
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What do you call a fat girl dancing in a club? Alone.
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Yo Mama's so fat, she's the reason they invented double doors.
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