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Funeral Toast Quotes & Sayings
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Fat chance you loser, lets get this show on the road, got it? Now according to my plan once that happy healer down there sees Im nearly toast, he has no choice but to fix me up.
Vegeta
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As soon as people see my face on a movie screen, they knew two things: first, I'm not going to get the girl, and second, I'll get a cheap funeral before the picture is over.
Lee Marvin
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In our society any man who doesn't cry at his mother's funeral is liable to be condemned to death
Albert Camus
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The funeral service was fu..ing worthless, so I said a couple words at it. Didn't know her but I'm confirming that she sure gurgled d..k.
Earl Sweatshirt
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When I die, will someone please go to my funeral dressed like the Grim Reaper? You don't say anything, just stand there...
Unknown
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The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to make sure he was dead.
Samuel Goldwyn
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In our society any man who doesn't cry at his mother's funeral is liable to be condemned to death
Albert Camus
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To the solemn graves, near a lonely cemetery, my heart like a muffled drum is beating funeral marches.
Charles Baudelaire
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Dom P, Cliq, and Rose. Fruit bowls, few ho.., on the Dolce OG's round the table but I won't say. Let's make a toast to everyone on the coke chase.
Vado
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So check our pulse keep our hearts from breaking. Beating still six feet deep. A funeral for all the love we've lost we'll bury yesterday.
Kittie
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We make mistakes, we have our faults, and God knows some of us have more than our share, but when danger threatens and duty calls, we go smiling to our own funeral.
James Larkin
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My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding, and the baby at every christening
Alice Roosevelt Longworth
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Heap high the board with plenteous cheer and gather to the feast, And toast the sturdy Pilgrim band whose courage never ceased.
Alice W Brotherton
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I propose a toast to all the ER nurses over the years who've pumped our stomachs.
Unknown
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In the New Year, may your right hand always be stretched out in friendship, but never in want.
Irish Toast
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Love is like a lost article, it shows up when and where you least expect it.
Anonymous Toast
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May the best day of your past be the worst day of your future.
Unknown
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Love is too strong a word to say it too early, but it has too beautiful a meaning to say it too late
Anonymous Toast
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I like to use 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable.
Demetri Martin
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I got asked by a freelance journalist to jump in front of Princess Diana's funeral. How pathetic is that? That would have been the stupidest thing on the planet.
Mark Roberts
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