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Funniest Mafia Quotes & Sayings
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Russia's biggest problem is organized crime and its leaders are influenced by the Russian mafia. But it's not right to call it a Russian mafia, it's a Jewish mafia.
David Duke
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I wasn't aware of it at the time, but I was a big favorite with the Mafia.
Brenda Lee
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I've been in the yard with the Mexican mafia and I only run with ni...z that'll kill and die for ya.
Mac Dre
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The Monkees are like the mafia. You're in for life. Nobody gets out.
Davy Jones
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A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad is like the Mafia getting together to bump off the Godfather for not going to church on Sunday.
Russell Baker
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Wherever there's opportunity, the mafia will be there.
Johnny Kelly
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A bill collector called me and I told them I had $17,208,857.23 in Mafia Wars but I'm having a problem transferring the funds to my checking.
Unknown
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Popular culture tells you that schools and parents don't know what's going on, the police are dogs, politicians are all liars and scum, and any crime that's not committed by the Mafia is done by the CIA.
Stanley Crouch
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A rumor that followed me forever was that my family was in the mafia. For years I had to live with it. They'd call me the mafia princess, so I rolled with it for the rest of high school. People even joke about it today.
Giuliana Rancic
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The same liberty that protects me also protects members of the Mafia.
Barbara Amiel
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Who knew Rob Lowe was funny? On 'Parks and Rec,' we've got some of the funniest comedy writers, some of the funniest comedians in the world working there. And if anything, we don't just effuse to one another and be like, 'Oh, Rob Lowe's really funny,' if he wasn't.
Chris Pratt
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If I ever, I mean if I ever see you here again, you die.
Carlito
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You want me, you're going to have to come and get me!
Caesar Enrico Bandello
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Next time you come in here, you come heavy..or not at all.
Unknown
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The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!
Jerry Seinfeld
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Make a wish... it'll be your last
Cross De Lena
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I have THE funniest tutors.
Kendall Jenner
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Someone please tell me the funniest yo mama jokes right now.
Dahvie Vanity
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I have the funniest family hands down.
Kylie Jenner
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Here's my most funniest joke, I'm broke.
Lil Wayne
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