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Funny 50 Years Old Quotes & Sayings
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I've not lived anywhere for any permanent amount of time for about 12 years. I mean, I'm from Manchester. If someone ever says, where are you from, I say Manchester. I moved out of Manchester when I was 22 and went to New Zealand for nearly two and-a-half years; LA for two years and now I've been living in Hawaii for two years.
Dominic Monaghan
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The person who takes the oval office in the next four months will shape not just the next four years, but the next 40 years of this great nation. In these next four years, we need proven leadership, proven judgment and proven values. America needs four more years of Barack Obama.
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For last years words belong to last years language and next years words await another voice.
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Damn, I forgot to go to the gym yesterday! That's 10 years in a row now...
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I quit flying years ago. I don't want to die with tourists.
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But a funny thing happened four years later. I was invited to play for an alumni team against the Red Wings.
Ted Lindsay
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Taking a daily vitamin should help with the illusion you're somehow repairing the grisly damage you've caused your body all these years.
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I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls.
Groucho Marx
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I had spent many years before I was 31 hearing people tell me, Oh Man, you're so funny, you need to be in television. But that and a quarter won't get you on a bus.
Chi McBride
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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It's funny, we all really, really got along. I don't know how it was in years past but this year, I was really with a good group of people. No one tried to sabotage each other or steal the other ones moments.
LaToya London
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Now that I'm more mature, in a funny way, I can even appreciate that I've bad to become more aware of my body. Since I've chosen acting as my career, I have to keep my weight down anyway-I've been used to it for years, so it's no problem. And there's nothing I can't do.
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I feel so proud of myself, see I bought a Rubik cube and finished it in 6 months while the box said 3-4 years...
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After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles.'
Ronnie Shakes
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It's been years and years and years I've been playing the drums, and they're still a challenge. I still enjoy using drumsticks and a snare drum.
Charlie Watts
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There have been times in my life that I've had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.
Ron White
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I have discovered in 20 years of moving around a ballpark, that the knowledge of the game is usually in inverse proportion to the price of the seats.
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Some years you get bad luck. Some years you make some mistakes. Some years kids show up and they're not as good as we think they're gonna be.
Joe Paterno
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After you've done a thing the same way for two years, look it over carefully. After five years, look at it with suspicion. And after ten years, throw it away and start all over.
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The first few years I was in Vermont quite a bit, but I don't think I ever spent years and years there.
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