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Funny Advicengelou Mothers Quotes & Sayings
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The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
Calvin Trillin
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Momma, will the tears ever dry? I ask this as I wipe my eyes. I'm told in time. But I don't think so. I wasn't ready to let you go.
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U developed & carried me in my mothers womb.. I trust the rest of my development process will be just fine! THANKYOU LORD
Rev Run
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Offended mothers were calling up and saying I shouldn't be doing this, that they weren't going to go see it. OK, don't see it. They're treating it like it's po..ography, and it's not. It's only seven minutes at the end of the play when I'm naked, and I'm 19 now.
Daniel Radcliffe
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Fathers and mothers have lost the idea that the highest aspiration they might have for their children is for them to be wise... specialized competence and success are all that they can imagine.
Allan Bloom
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Taylor Swift seems like the type of chick that would poke a hole in a condom.
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I accidentally bumped into my ex today...With my car...at 60mph...on purpose.
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Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out.
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That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of another car and realize there's someone inside.
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My wife is funny. And I dabble in it. So being funny is big around our house. But what's surprised me is my daughter can do an English accent. I don't know how she learned this.
Jerry Seinfeld
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I just wanna be rich enough to have Morgan Freeman read me bedtime stories.
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It's been said good things come to those who wait... All I have to say is whatever is coming to me,better be freaking fantastic!
Nishan Panwar
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Parent: What did you learn today? Student: Apparently not enough! We have to go back tomorrow!
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It's funny, when people talk about the 70s I can tell you the year of every album but when it comes to the later efforts I can't remember the exact years, it's funny isn't it?
Steve Hackett
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Angels came and took you away And a tear I shed for your everyday. Now a shining lit up star, my mum will watch from up far. In all the pain I'm going through, just remember, I'm here with you.
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One fine day as my mother was putting the bread in the oven, I went up to her and taking her by her flour-smeared elbow I said to her, "Mama I want to be a painter."
Marc Chagall
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The outcome can truly determine whether our homes will be destroyed, whether our children will be torn from their mothers, trained as conspirators and turned against their parents, their home and their church.
George Smathers
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A mother is like an island in life's ocean vast and wide, a peaceful quiet shelter from the restless tide.
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I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try to make pancakes
George Carlin
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I appeal to you, my friends, as mothers: are you willing to enslave your children? You stare back with horror and indignation at such questions. But why, if slavery is not wrong to those upon whom it is imposed?
Angelina Grimke
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