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Funny Atheist Quotes & Sayings
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I don't want to be a born again anything; I was Born, OK the first time.
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Talking with an atheist is like trying to reason with someone who denies the existence of the sun.
Ray Comfort
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Somebody needs to start a restaurant called, 'Chick-Fil-Atheist' that's only open on Sunday.
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In conclusion, there is a marvelous anecdote from the occasion of Russell's ninetieth birthday that best serves to summarize his attitude toward God and religion. A London lady sat next to him at this party, and over the soup she suggested to him that he was not only the world's most famous atheist but, by this time, very probably the world's oldest atheist. What will you do, Bertie, if it turns out you're wrong? she asked. I mean, what if -- uh -- when the time comes, you should meet Him? What will you say? Russell was delighted with the.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Thank God I'm an atheist.
Luis Bunuel
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I am a daylight atheist.
Brendan Behan
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The atheist has no hope.
James Freeman Clarke
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A man cannot become an atheist merely by wishing it.
Napoleon Bonaparte
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I'm an atheist and I thank God for it.
George Bernard Shaw
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I used to be an atheist, but I've chilled out a bit on that.
Stephen Moyer
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But in America, if you're an atheist, you lose.
Michael Newdow
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Isn't an agnostic just an atheist without balls?
Stephen Colbert
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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
Henny Youngman
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She believed in nothing; only her skepticism kept her from being an atheist.
Jean-Paul Sartre
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A pious man is one who would be an atheist if the king were.
Jean De La Bruyere
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The atheist has no hope
James Freeman Clarke
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The worst moment for the atheist is when he is really thankful and has nobody to thank.
Dante G Rossetti
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Atheist: A person who believes in one less god than you do
Donald Morga
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An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
Robert Fulton
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