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Funny Baby Advice Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Baby Advice" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Word of Advice: If a cop pulls you over and says, 'You drinking?' Never respond with, 'You buying?'
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If you take relationship advice from Taco Bell hot sauce packets...Congratulations, you have reached rock bottom.
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Ritu Ghatourey
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I love it when I hear ya name, got me sayin' baby, baby, baby.
Ashanti
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Ill give you what you want baby, baby hey. If you want it, you can have it, baby its yours.
Kem
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So here I go, baby, ready to show you, baby. You're all I want and need, you're all I know, baby.
Tynisha Keli
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He's braggin about his new Jordan's The baby just ran out of milk He's buyin gold every two weeks The baby just ran out of Pampers He's buyin clothes for his new girl and the baby just ran out of medicine You ask for money for the baby? The daddy just ran out the door GIRL! I can't believe him (I can..)
Tupac Shakur
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He's braggin about his new Jordan's The baby just ran out of milk He's buyin gold every two weeks The baby just ran out of Pampers He's buyin clothes for his new girl and the baby just ran out of medicine You ask for money for the baby? The daddy just ran out the door GIRL! I can't believe him (I can..)
Tupac Shakur
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Rock wit me baby. Let me hold you in my arms. Talk with me baby. This love between you and I as simple as pie baby. Such a sure thing oh is it a sure thing.
Miguel Jontel
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People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
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Unless you are the one who put this baby in here or the one who will take it out, you are not allowed to touch my belly!
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No one likes change but babies in diapers.
Barbara Johnson
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It's so cute when the baby thinks it's going to steal attention from us.
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As confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar.
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R.I.P. to the girl you used to see. Her days are over, baby she's over. I decided to give you all of me. Baby come closer, baby come closer.
Rita Ora
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I sleep like a baby every night. I wake up every three or four hours and cry.
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It's funny, because I did all of these interviews as soon as I had the baby, and they were asking questions, and I really didn't have an idea of anything, because I was so blurry.
Emily Procter
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The worst feature of a new baby is its mothers singing.
Kin Hubbard
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I can't think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends.
Douglas Feaver
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