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Thanks for inviting me to your baby shower, it reminded me to take my birth control pill.
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Just dropped my last baby at a play date now I'm driving 1 hr to take my dog to school. Not funny something wrong with this picture.
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There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can't get it.
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I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle-baby.
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Stay right here where the lovin is strong. Baby please don't go. Stay right here where your needed the most baby. Don't Make me cry baby.
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If you were born in 1999, you are not a 90s baby. This new generation is confused. 90s baby means you grew up and remember the 90s...
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Like a midwife, I make my living bringing new babies into the world, except that mine are new advertising campaigns.
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I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato.
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I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food.
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Snooki is expecting her baby on December 21, 2012. I guess the Mayans knew what they were talking about...
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I never leave a dog alone in a car on a hot day. I make sure it's with an elderly person holding a baby.
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What is the best s..ual position to create a gorgeous, charming absolutely attractive and cute baby?.... Ask my parents!
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It's funny how after enough drinks a woman wearing high heels can turn into a baby giraffe that is learning how to walk.
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Baby please dont go, baby please dont go. Cause I need you so. Baby if you go, you will hurt me so.
Laurel Aitken
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People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
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I got baby food in my coffee maker.
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Raising kids is part joy and part guerilla warfare.
Ed Asner
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Two people getting together to write a book is like three people getting together to have a baby. One of them is superfluous.
George Bernard Shaw
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I didn't scream out someone else's name during s.....I was just thinking of baby names in case you get pregnant.
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Life's golden age is when the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car.
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