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Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession.
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I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them.
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I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fu.. up.
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Dear Dora, how in the hell did do you get that tiny shirt to fit over your big head...Sincerely, thats physically impossible!
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If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, then have we found the perfect location for a Nickelback concert?
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Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: 'Local sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it. How may I help you?'
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If the world doesnt end on December 21st, 2012, I have a feeling there will be a lot of babies born on September 20th, 2013.
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Dont be a racist. Be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber; created by Japanese people, who speak English and look like Mexicans.
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A pe..s has a rough life. His hair always looks a mess, he stays next to an asshole, his family is nuts, his best friends are pussies and his owner is always beating him.
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Today is national animal day. Please take a moment to remember your ex.
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If couples who are in love are called 'love birds', then couples who always argue should be called 'angry birds.'
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Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end the faster it goes.
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I hate driving behind log trucks, all I can think about is Final Destination...
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Facebook is like a fridge. When you're bored you keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if there's anything good in it.
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God made everything that has life. And the rest is made in China.
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'Do not machine wash or tumble dry.' really means I will never wash this ever.
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That awkward moment when you bend over in front of pinnochio and he lies.
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If you friend request me on facebook and your profile picture is a car, I will assume you're a transformer.
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I wonder how people would react if I walked into Sea World with a fishing pole.
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Buy condoms & when the cashier asks do you need a bag? Just say, No she isn't that ugly!
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