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Funny Be Thankful Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Be Thankful" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Appreciation is the highest form of prayer, for it acknowledges the presence of good wherever you shine the light of your thankful thoughts.
Alan Cohen
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You put funny people in funny costumes and paint them green and we could talk about anything we wanted to, because that was the only thing that fascinated Gene about this particular genre.
Majel Barrett
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Sati is hilarious all the time. She has a great sense of humor. She knows she's funny, too. Like whenever she does something cute, she gets this smile on her face and announces, 'Funny baby!'
Alyson Hannigan
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Before someone gets their drivers liscence they should have to beat Rainbow Road on Mario Kart without falling off.
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Nascar would be so much more entertaining if they threw banana peels and turtle shells.
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My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
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Sometimes, when my underwear matches my outfit, it makes me feel like I really have my life together.
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My bed and I have a special relationship, we're perfect for each other. But my alarm clock just hates seeing us together.
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When my girlfriend and I fight, I tighten the top to every jar and bottle in the house. Just so I can say "Oh yeah, you need me NOW, huh?"
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Dear God, my prayer for 2012 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did this year.
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The surprising thing is that I was not funny in high school. I was always jealous of the funny kids because they always got the girls. I couldn't tell a joke to save my life.
Seann William Scott
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I am sitting here looking at the most amazing person I have ever seen, smart, funny, caring, and absolutely stunning! Yes, I am looking in the mirror!
Ash Sweeney
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Half of the great comedians I've had in my shows and that I paid a lot of money to and who made my customers shriek were not only not funny to me, but I couldn't understand why they were funny to anybody.
Florenz Ziegfeld
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
Casey Stengel
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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not Eureka! (I found it!) but 'That's funny...�
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Sometimes one middle finger isn't enough to let someone know how you feel. That's why you have two hands.
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The hand that gives is superior to the hands that receive. Be grateful for all you have as others pray for what you already have.
Malika E Nura
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Well, what can I tell you? Life in the wide world goes on much as it has these past age, full of its own comings and goings, scarcely aware of the existence of hobbits... for which I am very thankful.
Gandalf
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And I'm very surprised that all this stuff actually worked out to where I could have a career in film, gain the benefit of my education, and be thankful that I was able to break into my craft as an actor.
Terrence Howard
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I have a fine level of recognition in the business and among the acting community now, so I consider myself one of the lucky ones. If I didn't think that, there would be something wrong with me. I'm grateful and thankful for what I've got.
Philip Seymour Hoffman
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