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Funny Bed Restfac Quotes & Sayings
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When I want to watch a TV show with my parents past my bedtime, my mom always sends me to bed no matter how much I fake being "absorbed" in the program.
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No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.
Erma Bombeck
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When I was a kid, I used to imagine animals running under my bed. I told my dad, and he solved the problem quickly. He cut the legs off the bed.
Lou Brock
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I try to make my bed every day for mental health. Coming home to an unmade bed or a room with clothes all over will depress me.
David Alan Grier
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I was often very, incredibly naughty, and if I didn't come home at tea time I used to be sent to bed without any dinner. But people used to bring me things: I was better fed in bed.
Diane Cilento
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Did you know if you yell 'Bloody Mary' 3 times in the mirror at 3am your mom will show up and tell you to shut up and go to bed?
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Marriage changes passion ... suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
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I should really start going to bed earlier so I have more time in the morning to be late for work.
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i have to make my bed before I go to bed!
Jonas Brothers
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My bed time is at 9:00pm but I go to sleep at 9:01pm...Thug Life.
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Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot revenge.
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If you can't go to sleep quickly, I suggest reading a school textbook in bed. I guarantee you will be out in 5 minutes or less.
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I felt so bad last night for having this one night stand, the following day I got another one for the other side of the bed.
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If laying in my bed for the rest of the day is wrong, then I don't want to be right.
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I didn't say you were a slut...I just implied that you don't sleep in your own bed too often.
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Apparently, the answer 'I know.' is not a good answer when your friend tells you how awesome his girlfriend is in bed.
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Lying in bed in the middle of the night trying to decide if its worth it to get up and pee or if you can hold it in until the morning.
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Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.
Benjamin Franklin
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I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark.
Muhammad Ali
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If your stomach feels weak, then my work here is done, done. To hide from our twisted ways, I've been hiding in this bed. Been hiding in this bed for weeks.
Chiodos
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