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Funny Bed Restfac Quotes & Sayings
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I'd have made you breakfast in bed if you'd taught me how to cook.
Unknown
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My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.
Cary Grant
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When I was little, I used to fall asleep on the sofa and wake up in bed. Now, I pass out on the sofa and wake up on the floor.
Unknown
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I love my relationship with my bed. No commitment needed. We just sleep together every night!
Unknown
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I can't believe you're alone over the holidays considering how easy you are to get into bed.
Unknown
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When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
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I want to be one of those people who does yoga & eats berries for breakfast, but I'm one of those people who stays in bed until 4pm and eats pizza.
Unknown
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What the British must never believe about themselves is that they are good at games, strong in adversity, but lousy in bed. It is a myth invented by jealous foreigners.
Gerald McKnight
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Moby d..k - that book is so amazing. I just realized that it starts with two characters meeting in bed; that's how my book begins, too, but I hadn't noticed the parallel before, two characters forced to share a bed, reluctantly.
Michael Chabon
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Who needs a boyfriend when cheese/wine/my bed will never leave me/judge me/tell me to stop eating cheese & drinking wine in bed?
Unknown
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Go back to bed, America, your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed America, your government is in control. Here, here's American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up, go back to bed America, here is American Gladiators, here is 56 channels of it! Watch these pituitary retards bang their fu..ing skulls together and congratulate you on the living in the land of freedom. Here you go America - you are free to do what well tell you! You are free to do what we tell you!
Bill Hicks
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Exit Facebook, close laptop, get into bed, unlock phone, check Facebook ....
Unknown
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There are no taboos in bed, and there shouldn't be any taboos in bed.
Frank Langella
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My mind is not a bed to be made and re-made.
James Agate
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Anyone can write a story based on the kind of horror where you see a guy in car and then there's the bad guy in the back seat. It's infantile to rely on that for telling a story. That's like going to bed and thinking there's a monster under your bed. It's silly.
Sergio Aragones
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Drama is old, Facebook isn't new, get a role model, a bed time is for you.
Scotty Longenecker
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You know you are addicted to Facebook when you log off Facebook, turn your computer off, go to bed, role over, and log onto your Facebook from your phone one last time for the night.
Azgraybebly Josland
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Dear Teacher. Please stop make us sleepy, we have no bed in class. Sincerely, students.
OhItsVynn
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In bed, its 6am you close your eyes for 5 minutes, its 7:45. At school its 1:30, close your eyes for 5 minutes, its 1:31
Unknown
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Its the thing that satisfies your mind, body & soul! Do it on bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere! Its called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.
Azgraybebly Josland
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