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Funny Bicycle Quotes & Sayings
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My bicycle masters boardwalk and quagmire with aplomb. Those that doubt me... suck cock by choice.
Tom Nuttall
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My mate bought a bicycle for me because he said it's easier to get around L.A, especially the way I drive. So I ride around like the witch in the Wizard of Oz with a basket on the front. It's pretty.
Sam Worthington
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Toleration is the greatest gift of the mind; it requires the same effort of the brain that it takes to balance oneself on a bicycle.
Helen Keller
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To these ideals which were instilled in me when I was a youth, I attribute in a large degree the success that was mine on the bicycle tracks of the world.
Major Taylor
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I've lost all my money on these films. They are not commercial. But I'm glad to lose it this way. To have for a souvenir of my life pictures like Umberto D. and The Bicycle Thief.
Vittorio De Sica
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The bicycle is just as good company as most husbands and, when it gets old and shabby, a woman can dispose of it and get a new one without shocking the entire community.
Ann Strong
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
Emo Philips
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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The bicycle is a former child's toy that has now been elevated to icon status because, presumably, it can move the human form from pillar to post without damage to the environment.
Brock Yates
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Communication is a skill that you can learn. It's like riding a bicycle or typing. If you're willing to work at it, you can rapidly improve the quality of evry part of your life.
Brian Tracy
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I simply haven't the nerve to imagine a being, a force, a cause which keeps the planets revolving in their orbits and then suddenly stops in order to give me a bicycle with three speeds.
Quentin Crisp
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That was in the days when everyone rode a bicycle, and the journal had a circulation of over one hundred and twenty-five thousand weekly, so my verses and illustrations became known to a fairly large public.
Joseph C Lincoln
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Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
Billy Connolly
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Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.
Charles Schulz
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Socialism can only arrive by bicycle.
Jose Antonio Viera Gallo
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A woman needs a man like a fish needs bicycle.
Unknown
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Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. Of course, I could be wrong.
Terry Pratchett
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A bicycle shed is a building; Lincoln Cathedral is a piece of architecture.
Nikolaus Pevsner
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Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.
H G Wells
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