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Funny Breakup Excuse Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Breakup Excuse" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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My definition of insanity is doing you over and over again and expecting to have an orgasm.
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I regret having held in even a single fart for you.
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I'm just calling to make sure you still didn't want me to ever call you again.
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At some point after s.., we really need to determine whose fault this was.
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He 's ruthless only because of his ideals. Unfortunately he doesn't succeed. The thing fails and gets out of hand and takes charge of him. Idealism is the only excuse he could have and it's a great excuse.
Terence Fisher
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After a breakup realize that you had a life BEFORE them and you can still have a life AFTER them you just have to find yourself again
Sonya Parker
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Just give me one more chance to prove the last five affairs I had meant nothing to me.
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Sorry you didn't meet my ridiculously low standards.
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We interrupt this relationship to bring you football season.
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Considering we met online, I feel it's totally appropriate to break up with you over email.
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It's funny how sometimes in a relationship you start and end the same way; STRANGERS!
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My post break-up depression has really helped reverse my holiday weight gain.
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An excuse is worse and more pathetic than a lie...For an excuse is a lie guarded.
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There's no excuse to be bored. Sad, yes. Angry, yes. Depressed, yes. Crazy, yes. But there's no excuse for boredom, ever.
Viggo Mortensen
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There's no excuse to be bored. Sad, yes. Angry, yes. Depressed, yes. Crazy, yes. But there's no excuse for boredom, ever.
Viggo Mortensen
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There's no excuse to be bored. Sad, yes. Angry, yes. Depressed, yes. Crazy, yes. But there's no excuse for boredom, ever.
Viggo Mortensen
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There's no excuse to be bored. Sad, yes. Angry, yes. Depressed, yes. Crazy, yes. But there's no excuse for boredom, ever.
Viggo Mortensen
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An excuse is worse and more terrible than a lie, for an excuse is a lie guarded.
Pope John Paul II
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You took me as an option maybe its time I see you as a memory!
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On a scale of 1 to Adele, how tough was your breakup?
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