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Funny Breakup Excuse Quotes & Sayings
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Dear Diet, Things just aren't going to work between us. It's not me, it's you. You're tasteless, boring and I cant stand cheating on you. Let's break up.
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If my name was Mario I'd get into as many relationships as I can just so I could break up with them and say, 'It's not you, it's-a me! Mario.'
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I would tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don't want to see you everyday.
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It's funny that the person who hurts you is the one who swore they never would.
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You said you needed a little time...it's funny how you used that time to have me replaced.
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I'm moving on. No more waiting, no more hurt. If you wanted me, you could've had me, but you didn't. You blew your chance.
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A breakup isn't official until the minute the heart breaks on Facebook & I dumped you first so I win.
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A breakup is like a broken mirror, its better to give up then to hurt yourself trying to fix it.
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I don't hate you because you left. I hate you because you pretended that you wouldn't...
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The saddest part about heart break is that it never leaves, you may forget about it for awhile it might fade but you'll always remember the climax and the thought of what could've been.
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Bridge to Terabithia was a book my mother read to my brother and me before we would go to sleep. Well written, beautiful imagery, full of imagination. Quite an emotional ending, though. Mom stopped reading it aloud for weeks, finding excuse after excuse as to why she was busy. We finally forced her and, sure enough, we all had a good cry.
Neil Patrick Harris
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Things you should never do after a breakup: 1. Listen to love songs. 2. Read old messages 3. Read their statuses, tweets or updates.
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I wish everyone knew what a lying piece of shit you are.
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The most difficult part after a breakup is acting like you've moved on already, but deep inside, your heart and soul all the feelings for each other are still in place untouched and unmoved.
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It's no excuse, no excuse.
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I can't wait for your wedding to be my excuse for getting out of another wedding.
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A good way to breakup with your girlfriend is to introduce her as your ex girlfriend at parties. It softens the blow.
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forever alone, forever apart; you built me up & tore me apart.
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Have a nice life. I am done trying to be in it.
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Fellas: No calls...? She understands. No text...? She understands. But when you see her with someone else... please understand.
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