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Funny Breakup Excuse Quotes & Sayings
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The fact that my ex became very unattractive after our breakup aided in the process of getting over him that much faster.
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I think that after a breakup, cell providers should automatically make it impossible to drunk dial your ex.
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Breaking up is just like having the worst nightmare after having the best dream.
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There's nothing that'll turn a bad day worse like a breakup.
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Im single, I don't have to use the headache excuse anymore.
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When I see you, I never want to look away. When I dream of you, I never want to wake up. When I hug you, I never want to let go. But now I realize I have to.
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The church says we should get down on our knees and repent. Well, excuse me, but didn't being on my knees cause most of my sins?
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Happy Leap Day! Use it to do something adventurous that you'd never normally do! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go get my bikini wax.
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My favorite thing about summer is having a valid excuse for my excessive sweating.
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One of the hardest realities about a breakup is the fact that you're special to one less person in the world.
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Its not breakup that hurts the most, but the trauma that follows. It is waking up and checking your cell for the message that isn't there.
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Every breakup is just another opportunity to do it right the next time.
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What's harder? The breakup or explaining to the next what happened with the ex?!
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Definition of Ex? = Thanks for the EXperience. Our time has EXpired. Now EXit my life.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Almost everyone has or will experience getting dumped in their lifetime. Unless, of course, you're a nun. Jesus can't dump nuns.
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Your lies? You told that. Your bullshit? Won't take that. Your stories? I've heard that. Your excuses? Save that. You're my ex, just face that.
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The better the relationship...the worse the breakup.
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Don't get jealous when you see your ex with someone else because we were always told to give our toys to the less fortunate.
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The hardest part of a breakup, is not going with the routine you had with your ex. Finding other things to replace the dates, the phone calls, the constant texting, the urge to see each other, the promises made, the laughter, the intimate moments, the I love you's, the I miss you's, the comfort and the love that you both shared. The hardest part of a breakup, is filling in the missing holes that used to be your happiness.
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