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Funny Buddha Quotes & Sayings
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Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned.
The Buddha
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A man may conquer a million men in battle but one who conquers himself is, indeed, the greatest of conquerors
Buddha
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The color of the mountains is Buddha's body; the sound of running water is his great speech.
Dogen
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Whatever words we utter should be chosen with care for people will hear them and be influenced by them for good or ill.
Buddha
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It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then the victory is yours. It cannot be taken from you, not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell.
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
Unknown
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Our theories of the eternal are as valuable as are those which a chick which has not broken its way through its shell might form of the outside world.
Buddha
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It is a man's own mind, not his enemy or foe, that lures him to evil ways.
Buddha
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In the sky, there is no distinction of east and west; people create distinctions out of their own minds and then beleive them to be true.
Buddha
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To go from mortal to Buddha, you have to put an end to karma, nurture your awareness, and accept what life brings.
Bodhidharma
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I got my weed card on the way to the store to get medicinal marijuana. Luda! Study more Buddha than the Dalai Lama.
Ludacris
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
Chris Colfer
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
Bobby Darin
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Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.
Andy Richter
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Clinton has more important things to worry about. He not only risks being destroyed historically, like Afghanistan's Buddha statues; he also could end up going to jail.
Ed Koch
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Why don't the names of Buddha, Mohammed, Confucius offend people? The reason is that these others didn't claim to be God, but Jesus did.
Josh McDowell
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To consider only one other such witness: the followers of the Buddha have at least as much right to appeal to individual and social experience in support of the authority of the Eastern saviour.
William Kingdon Clifford
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If you're respectful by habit, constantly honoring the worthy, four things increase: long life, beauty, happiness, strength.
Buddha
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