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Funny But Not Gross Quotes & Sayings
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A man is never astonished that he doesn't know what another does, but he is surprised at the gross ignorance of the other in not knowing what he does.
Thomas C Haliburton
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The friend of the present order of things condemns all political speculations in the gross.
Thomas Malthus
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I find capitalism repugnant. It is filthy, it is gross, it is alienating... because it causes war, hypocrisy and competition.
Fidel Castro
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I heard people saying they were going to become millionaires by the time they were 25, that's gross and obnoxious, but in California it's looked on as an asset.
Anna Kendrick
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People who wear fur smell like a wet dog if they're in the rain. And they look fat and gross.
Pamela Anderson
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I don't know who Peter Lorre is. Pathetic right? It shows you how completely gross and uncultured my generation is.
Christina Ricci
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It's the teenage and university crowd, so we give them lots of s.. jokes and gross humour.
Keenen Ivory Wayans
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I'm not sure I agree with the thesis, because I think that even though something grotesque or gross has been part of film since way back, what we accept or what we can get away with on the screen is broader now.
Ivan Reitman
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Everybody smokes! Models, actresses, everyone! Don't they realize that it's gross? I understand it's an addiction, but it still pains me to see my friends do it.
Kirsten Dunst
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Well, I'm proud to say American Pie was the kind of crazy, gross-out film that guys thought was the greatest.
Jason Biggs
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I just started making Bloody Marys. I always thought they looked gross, then I tasted one. There's an art to it, from the Tabasco to the Worcestershire.
Tara Reid
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The human mind is capable of excitement without the application of gross and violent stimulants; and he must have a very faint perception of its beauty and dignity who does not know this.
William Wordsworth
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When there are no women on the tour it can get awful and ugly - constant horrible jokes and gross behaviour. It needs to be leavened with a feminine presence.
Evan Dando
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I'd be like, 'Lady, get the hell away from me! You're old, you're gross...I'm sorry. I'm sure you were unbelievable back in the 20s, when you were doing the Charleston, making beer in your bathtub, but you're at least four decades past humpable. I'm sorry.'
Bill Burr
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The tax laws are written by men with considerable net worth, and with little understanding of what wage-earners must do to make ends meet.
Martin L Gross
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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Gross ignorance is 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance.
Bennett Cerf
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When I was in high school, I earned the pi.ple award and every other gross-out award.
Jack Nicholson
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Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else
George Bernard Shaw
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Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
George Bernard Shaw
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