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Funny Caption To Make Someone Jealus Quotes & Sayings
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I don't care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me, I'll laugh because they'll probably be funny.
Paula Deen
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Guys are like yellow Starbursts, they look good from the outside but when you get a little deeper, they make you want to throw up.
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Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.
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Thanks for putting in extra hours to make a bullshit deadline that does not matter.
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Yeah, I know I'm ugly...I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
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Saying you'd make a hideous drag queen was intended to be a compliment.
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It may sound a little funny but you didn't make very much money. In them old cotton fields back home.
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Hi, I'm a shower. If you turn me on, I'll make you wet.
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Oh you wanna be a muthafu..in funny guy? Don't make me break your Kevin Hart boy.
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That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.
Joe Rogan
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I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.
J D Salinger
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Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.
Andy Warhol
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I hope they make a show like M*A*S*H, which dealt with a lot of difficult subject matter but was very funny.
Joan Severance
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Just in case you never make it onto Undercover Boss I wanted to let you know that working here sucks shit.
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I'm glad there will be an iPhone that's affordable to the sweatshop workers who make iPhones.
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If if you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me and we can make fun of people together.
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Billy Crystal knows how to make people laugh. He's got 30 years on stage... there's no telling him what's funny.
Harold Ramis
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I write funny. If I can make my wife laugh, I know I'm on the right track. But yes, I don't like to get Maudlin. And I have a tendency towards it.
Gene Wilder
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.
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