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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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People meet in bars after work all over the world and talk about the great problems of life and death and the world and politics and they don't take themselves seriously. They can do nothing else except chat about these things in bars after work.
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
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Until very recently men and women inhabited very separate spheres. There was always interconnection, passion, love. But men and women didn't hang out at the end of the day and chat about what their day was like at the office.
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
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Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.
Andy Richter
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Family - We argue, we fall out, we make up, we love, we don't speak, we chat for hours, we are family. We may not have it all together, but together we have it all.
Ritu Ghatourey
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That awkward moment when you say 'Hey' to someone on facebook chat, and seconds later they sign out. How Rude.
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If you are in a relationship, stay committed to that one person. Don't flirt with others, don't just chat with others and sure as hell don't hang out with others. You have that one and if you want other people too then you just aren't ready for a relationship. Be loyal.
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
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But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will traverse all demographic barriers if people embrace it as a funny movie.
Thomas Haden Church
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When dem start to talk and chat gal let dem run dem mout. You believe in fadda God gal he will run dem out.
Alison Hinds
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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I'm just so happy, because I can come home from a day on set and start posting on my journal, or if I have any energy left, I can turn my camera on and start having a live chat with people who are members on my site. Sometimes when I'm bored, I'll take a shower, put on my makeup and something really s..y, turn my camera on, and just give the people logged in a show they'll never forget. This is what I always wanted.
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Id do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.
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This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket....so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass.
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What people actually think: ha = you. suck. haha = not that funny. hahaha = really funny actually. hahahaha = funniest. thing. ever!! hahahahaha = I wanna be your friend/ gf/ bf. ahahahahaha = you. suck. a. lot.
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
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My resolution is to spend more time avoiding friends and family.
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