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Funny Cheese Joke Quotes & Sayings
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At age 17 addicted to ink, a rap fiend who had money dreams, my taste of fame couldn't compare to what I'd seen Them dying, government lying', all for that paper cheese Mom's cryin, watching her only son through TV, MTV, BET He on now, wipe me down, no longer fighting thru the crowd I control the crowd, how you like me now? Woww.
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Funny is funny is funny.
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Every time I'm on the red carpet and they ask,'Who's the mother going to be? I always say Hillary Clinton as a joke. I got a letter in the mail that said, 'I appreciate your request, but I must say I'm very busy doing politics. But if the opportunity ever arises, I would be happy to do something together.
Jason Segel
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Don�t show u teeth plastic smile can�t work, take u face from the ground girl, stop wearing fraud i�m not a clown that laugh an joke.
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Any woman who chooses to behave like a full human being should be warned that the armies of the status quo will treat her as something of a dir.. joke. That's their natural and first weapon. She will need her sisterhood.
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A joke is not a thing but a process, a trick you play on the listener's mind. You start him off toward a plausible goal, and then by a sudden twist you land him nowhere at all or just where he didn't expect to go.
Max Eastman
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Being mature is when you finally grow enough, to be able to joke about the things that once broke you as a person.
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I think that the joke and the ghost story both have a similar set up in that you kind of set something up and pay it off with a laugh or a scare.
Simon Pegg
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My life is a joke.... I'm only here for your amusement.... You'll never see the pain I feel or the tears I cry.... But anyways.... Welcome to the show....
Storm Shadowheart
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Sorry no one understood you were making an April Fool's joke because no one thinks you have a sense of humor.
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I never smile when I have a bat in my hands. That's when you've got to be serious. When I get out on the field, nothing's a joke to me. I don't feel like I should walk around with a smile on my face.
Hank Aaron
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Have you ever heard a good joke? If you've ever heard someone just right, with the right pacing, then you're already on the way to poetry. It's about using words in very precise ways and using gesture.
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Sorry I mistook your announcement of a ghastly personal tragedy for an April Fool's joke.
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A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself.
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If you'd have s.. with me tonight I'd be perfectly fine with you telling everyone it was just an April Fool's joke.
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Forgetting your birthday was an April Fool's joke unless I remembered it in which case please disregard this.
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You keep opening ya grill, Im barbecuing with it. I know my shit already tight so I aint screwing with it. Some say this shit is a joke well I hope they get it.
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My excuses for already failing my New Year's resolution are more complicated than the fiscal cliff deal.
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If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind it with a joke: Hey, I cut you deep, but now let me put a couple of stitches in you.
Wanda Sykes
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Best Relationship? Its when you can joke around, have unexpected hugs, random kisses & give each other that specific stare and just smile.
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