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Funny Children Leaving Home Quotes & Sayings
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You know that funny, nervous feeling you get when you like someone? That's common sense leaving your body.
Unknown
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I miss my life at home a little bit but my college is where I belong.
Unknown
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Art is the only way to run away without leaving home.
Twyla Tharp
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All I have is a picture in my mind of how it would be, if we were together...Let's pretend that you're far away, let's say you write to me. And you promise in your letter, that you'll come home! Come home, to my heart. And when we're together, we can never be apart. If I keep dreaming of you, make believe that it's true; then soon you'll come home. Home to my heart! Soon you'll come home, home to my heart! If I believe! -Anne-Marie
All Dogs Go To Heaven
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I have heard repeated stories of meth users leaving their children unattended for days as they cook, use and then sleep off the intense effects of methamphetamine.
Rick Larsen
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If you treat your children at home in the same way you treat your animals in the lab, your wife will scratch your eyes out. My wife ferociously warned me against experimenting on her babies.
Abraham Maslow
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I'm a better mother if I also work. Leaving home for little spurts is actually a good thing. Things don't fall apart. It empowers them without me hovering, making everyone feel inadequate.
Michelle Pfeiffer
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I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.
Marie Corelli
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Leaving behind books is even more beautiful - there are far too many children.
Marguerite Yourcenar
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Child abuse and neglect offend the basic values of our state. We have a responsibility to provide safe settings for at-risk children and facilitate permanent placement for children who cannot return home.
Matt Blunt
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I'm not a very serious person. You know how they say that clowns are very funny in public and are really sad at home? I'm really kind of stupid at home and more serious in public.
Roland Joffe
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Leaving high school is not only about leaving everything behind but to learn to be independent and responsible.
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Leaving home in a sense involves a kind of second birth in which we give birth to ourselves.
Robert Neelly Bellah
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Sorry your most dramatic act of rebellion these days is leaving your apartment without an umbrella.
Unknown
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Where we love is home, home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts.
Unknown
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In our society leaving baby with Daddy is just one step above leaving the kids to be raised by wolves or apes.
Al Roker
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With the help of a friend I got father into a wagon, when the crowd had gone. I held his head in my lap during the ride home. I believed he was mortally wounded. He had been stabbed down through the kidneys, leaving an ugly wound.
Buffalo Bill
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There must be a law against forcing children to perform at an early age. Children should have a wonderful childhood. They should not be given too much responsibility.
Maria Callas
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Leaving your blinker on while driving is the road form of leaving your fly unzipped.
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Steve Carell leaving The Office is almost as depressing as my inability to leave mine.
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