TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Funny Chris Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Chris" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Comedy
Actors And Acting
Funny
Feelings
Being Hurt
Broken Promises
Being Disappointed
People Change
Monday
Movies
Funny
Celebrity
Music
Sarcastic
Jokes
Love
Relationships
Inspiration
Courage
Show more
Strength
Funny Marriage
Being Single
Single Life
Loneliness
Being Lonely
Feeling Lonely
Humor
Silly
Witty
Famous
People
Funny New Year
Funny New Years Resolution
Funny Workout
Fitness Jokes
Clothes
Funny Lazy
Facebook
Funny Facebook Status
Clever Facebook Status
Short
Jokes
Dieting
Fitness
Being Laziy
Body
Laziness
Christmas
QUOTES
Chris Jericho is a great guy. He's beyond hysterical. He's good people. They're really good. Chris wanted me to throw down a solo. He sent it to me and I knocked it out.
Zakk Wylde
3 Likes
Sponsored Links
Chris Carter is just a fantastic guy, I have enjoyed working for him, immensely. I loved this character. I don't think I can say enough about Chris. It's just a fantastic thing that he's created and I'm so thrilled that I've been a part of it. I'm very grateful.
Robert Patrick
0 Likes
The American audience has really opened up to women being A.) funny and B.) kinda crude. 'Bridesmaids' is R-rated, and I think it was a major coup for women to have an R-rated comedy that did really well. Same as 'Bad Teacher.'
Chris Pratt
3 Likes
It is impossible to put into words the quiet strength and incredible courage Dana Reeve demonstrated in the way she lived her life. With Chris, she gave voice to a movement to find life-saving cures and promote medical research, and when she lost her inspiration and love she didnt stop the fight. Only days after Chris death she continued to give hope to millions of Americans. She was an inspiration to me and to us all. Chris was Americas superhero, and Dana became our hero, too.
Senator John Kerry
36 Likes
Inspiration quotes
Courage quotes
Strength quotes
No one blames themselves if they don't understand a cartoon, as they might with a painting or eal art; they simply think it's a bad cartoon.
Chris Ware Chris Ware
0 Likes
Sponsored Links
When I first went for a meeting with my management company, the guy in charge of the place, David Prince, said that it didn't really portray who I was. I agreed. It sounded too much like an angry a.. dude who just did a 15 year bid upstate and wants to kill everyone. So me and my boys just kept thinking of names, till we came up with Chris Webby. It's not really a stage name as much as it's just who I am.
Chris Webby
38 Likes
You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.
Chris Rock
201 Likes
Funny Marriage quotes
Being Single quotes
Single Life quotes
Loneliness quotes
Being Lonely quotes
Feeling Lonely quotes
The key is just to ignore the pain, because physical comedy only works if you see someone get hurt and they aren't actually hurt. If someone gets hit in the face with a bat, falls down, and gets back up, it's funny. If they stay down and their jaw is wired shut in the next scene, it's really tragic and weird. You have to pretend it doesn't hurt.
Chris Pratt
1 Likes
My personal life is the same. At the end of the day, this is just a job. I love what I do, and it's a great job. But it's like my alter ego. There's Chris Brown the singer. And there's Christopher Brown, the down-home Tappahannock boy that plays video games and basketball and hangs out.
Chris Brown
128 Likes
If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
189 Likes
Humor quotes
Silly quotes
Funny quotes
Witty quotes
Sponsored Links
I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
2 Likes
Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know? People are nice to ya, they give you the beneift o' the doubt... You drive a flash car down the freeway and the cops'll pull y'over and before they even look they like 'What the f**k are you doing?' and then they see it's you and they like 'Awww man, it's Chris Rock, it's okay, man we thought you was a ni...'.
Chris Rock
82 Likes
Famous quotes
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'd..k', and 'Colon'.
Chris Rock
166 Likes
Funny quotes
People quotes
I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
1 Likes
I was shooting What to Expect When You're Expecting in Atlanta with Chris Rock when this script came in. And I was like, Should I do it? And hes like, Oohmale strippers, I dont know. And I was like, If I do this movie, guys are going to hate my guts. And Chris Rock islike, Motherfu..er, guys are gonna hate your guts anyway. Brad Pitt spent 15 years with his shirt off, hes doing just fine.
Joe Manganiello
6 Likes
Sponsored Links
I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
2 Likes
It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
Unknown
86 Likes
Funny New Year quotes
Funny New Years Resolution quotes
Funny Workout quotes
Fitness Jokes quotes
My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
Unknown
86 Likes
Funny quotes
Clothes quotes
Funny Workout quotes
Funny Lazy quotes
A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
Bobby Darin
1 Likes
Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.
Andy Richter
5 Likes
1
2
3
4
5
...
25
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
May 01
Bad Relationship
Communism
Conservative
Country
Death And Dying
Exercise
Faith
Forget
Friends With Benefits
Gay
Hypocrisy
Life
Mountains
Never Give Up
Obstacles
Social Change
Taxation
Tension
Trust In God
Uplifting
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™