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Funny Cigarette Quotes & Sayings
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The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.
Unknown
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Theyre talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place thats used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna cant even smoke in bed.
Bill Maher
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I never smoked a cigarette until I was nine.
H L Mencken
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It's a fu..ing cigarette.
Donnie Darko
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Another cigarette, and I'm so bored.
Metro Station
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Another cigarette, and I'm so bored
Trace Cyrus
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Then he bummed a cigarette.
Kenny Rogers
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I was just your cigarette. I was nothing you could be proud of.
Miranda Lambert
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If you want to talk to me, you'll have to put out that cigarette.
Jimmy Piersall
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One does not re-light a dead cigarette.
Anna Held
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He once had s.. with a cigarette machine.
Bill Brasky
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Your lungs are changed forever from your first cigarette.
Loni Anderson
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My first thought was always a cigarette. It still is, but I haven't cheated.
Frederik Pohl
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I know you better than you do. So put out your cigarette and kiss me on the lips tonight.
Neon Trees
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It's amazing to me that young people will still pick up a cigarette.
Loni Anderson
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Impotence is one of the major hazards of cigarette smoking.
Loni Anderson
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Cause your the cigarette and I'm the smoker. We raise a bet...Cause your a joker.
Miguel Jontel
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I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette.
Rodney Dangerfield
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in a long coat, grey hat, smoking a cigarette
Gary Numan
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