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Funny Condom J Quotes & Sayings
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But certainly in Uganda, Mozambique and South Africa, people don't really talk about s.. and certainly religious leaders - some of them - up to now have been very unwilling to accept, for instance, the promotion of condom use.
Emma Thompson
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The Catholic Church - it's so difficult because I don't want say anything offensive but it makes me very angry that religious leaders from this faith have tried to respond negatively to s..ual education and to the promotion of condom use.
Emma Thompson
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Words of Wisdom: it's easier to change a condom than it is to change a diaper.
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You keep talkin' about getting screwed... well son, I didn't bring a condom, but I did bring one great big can of whoop-ass!
Stone Cold Steve Austin
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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Listen, Lloyd, I want you to put all my files, folders, binders, everything into a box! If you find a used condom, an executioners mask, and a fu..ing spike paddle, dont think, just pack that bi...! Chop suey!
Ari Gold
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A friend zone is like a condom; she knows you like her but she wants to play it safe.
Denton Palmere
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Think he just finished sniffin a ki, and dippin the D's. Don't hate me, hate. Nicky Barnes for hittin my moms. Letting the condom pop, ni... I was born in the drop.
Barrington Levy
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Put a condom on your heart & fu.. your feelings.
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Beat that pu... up, beat it down til' your head explode, mammi up, certified; show me how you feel inside, if that condom pop, I aint stoppin; I'm gon come inside.
Maino
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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Abstinence, being faithful and correct and consistent condom use are the only ways to successfully reach everyone when discussing HIV prevention. I believe that the abstinence message alone does not solve the AIDS epidemic.
Ashley Judd
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
Chris Colfer
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
Bobby Darin
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Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.
Andy Richter
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
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