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Surely they who believe and do good deeds and keep up prayer and pay the poor-rate they shall have their reward from their Lord, and they shall have no fear, nor shall they grieve. (The Cow 2.277)
Quran
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Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said, I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?
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Go to law for a sheep and lose your cow
German Proverb
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Did you know when you eat rump roast, your eating a cow's butt? - Butt-Head
Beavis And Butthead
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The mere brute pleasure of reading the sort of pleasure a cow must have in grazing.
Gilbert K Chesterton
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The mere brute pleasure of reading - the sort of pleasure a cow must have in grazing.
Lord Chesterfield
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When the land is cultivated entirely by the spade, and no horses are kept, a cow is kept for every three acres of land.
John Stuart Mill
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Actually, in this instance we do have probably a better tracking system than was the instance in Canada. Because this is a dairy cow, they're all individually tagged.
Ann Veneman
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Either declare a friendship being beyond help and sit in awkwardness, or sort it the fu.. out. Don't be a two-faced cow.
Unknown
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They should have seen the bull when he funked the cow. He funked her so hard they saw some smoke.
Funkadelic
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I'll take him out for some gasoline. Trade this cow for some magic beans. Gonna make mom proud of the deals that I made. 'Cause I'm just a modern day Johnny Appleseed.
Sage Francis
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I don't do impersonations. I can do a wounded elephant! I can do a really good cow! And because of the amount of time I spent in North Yorkshire, I do a variety of sheep. All of which I will be happy to roll out for you!
Patrick Stewart
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They're pretty good, except for one little problem. That little guy right there. He is nipple number five. A good dairy cow should have, like, four. -Pedro
Napoleon Dynamite
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Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes.
Tommy Douglas
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Some people can get away with being very s..y to men and not looking like a complete cow, but I didn't think I was in a position where people knew me well enough.
Sophie Ellis Bextor
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But if you are in danger, then (say your prayers) on foot or on horseback; and when you are secure, then remember Allah, as He has taught you what you did not know. (The Cow 2.239)
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Who want beef? Act loud and bleed. I stop ni...s from wantin beef like the mad cow disease.
Papoose
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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Attend constantly to prayers and to the middle prayer and stand up truly obedient to Allah. (The Cow 2.238)
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If one commits the act of sodomy with a cow, an ewe, or a camel, their urine and their excrements become impure, and even their milk may no longer be consumed. The animal must then be killed and as quickly as possible and burned.
Ayatollah Khomeini
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