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Funny Cunrty Girl Birth Quotes & Sayings
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Were gonna get pregnant someday, we'll carry a heavy baby for about a year, suffer giving birth. We might even die giving birth.
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All pregnant woman give birth to a baby, while my mother gave birth to a legend.
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I got my passport application forms sent back. Apparently the question Place of Birth? Between my mothers legs isn't acceptable.
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From birth to 18 a girl needs good parents; from 18 to 35, she needs good looks. From 35 to 55, good personality. From 55 on, she needs good cash. I'm saving my money.
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Teens moms, calling yourself a mother because you gave birth is calling me a doctor because I own Band-aids.
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I'm just that quiet girl who tries to be nice to everyone, who tries to understand everything, but still cannot escape the darkness that surrounds me. I'm that girl who tries to find herself, but has no luck doing so. I'm that girl who can never find Mr.Right or Ms. Right. I'm that girl who everyone forgets. I'm unique and awkward at times, but I can be funny or anything else anyone wants me to be. That's who I am.
Kaylynn Thompson
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Birth control pills should probably be made for men. Doesn't it make more sense to unload a gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest?
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From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents, from 18 to 35 she needs good looks, from 35 to 55 she needs a good personality, and from 55 on she needs cash.
Sophie Tucker
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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I want to be that girl who he can take to his mothers house and make her smile, that girl he can't stop dreaming, talking or smiling about, the girl thats there for him when he needs me, the girl who brings out that faithful side of him, the girl who makes him laugh, the girl that he can pick out of millions and say she's the one I want, the girl who can pick him up when he's down, the girl he trust his heart with, the girl he gives his player card up for, I want to be his realist who he can love unconditionally, but most importantly I want to be his future and him my forever.
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I'm not so much the cary movie" girl in the eyes of Hollywood. I'm more the funny girl.
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PMS = Prepare to Meet Satan.
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Im not the comeback girl, the awkward girl, the hipster girl, or the popular girl. I dont want a label unless its your girl.
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Perks of being a girl; I can think about whatever I want in class without worrying about boners.
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When a girl says 'Whatever' she really means; I hope you get shot, fall off a bridge, get ....d by a shark, and then eaten by it.
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Let me rub your tummy girl till' you feel better babe, read you something funny, girl. Jokes to make you laugh.
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Babysitting your child is all the birth control I need.
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Here's to my birth marking the last minute you ever had to yourself.
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Oh girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl. You take all the happiness out of my live. You go to 7-11 on me. Just like a gambler with a crooked dice.
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The girl who understands just how much she is wanted is a girl who can be fully confident-empowered to make every decision a wise one, because she knows her decisions matter. A girl who knows that she is priceless, is a girl who will never settle for anything short of the best from the one who loves her the most. A girl who is sure that she is cherished and adored is a girl who no longer worries about herself; her focus is on sharing this radical love with all those she comes in contact with. You can be that girl.
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