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Funny Cunrty Girl Birth Quotes & Sayings
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Call it "womb awe" or even "womb worship" but it's not simple envy. I don't remember even wanting to be a woman. But each of the three times I have been present at the birth of one of my children, I have been overwhelmed by a sense of reverence... It was quite suddenly, the first day of creation; the Goddess giving birth to a world... Like men since the beginning of time I wondered: What can I ever create that will equal the magnificence of this new life?
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Why is it that in girl tampons commercials they're always laughing and dancing? Shouldn't they be reving chainsaws & burning shit down?
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Why periods? Why can't mother nature just text me and be like 'Waddup girl. You ain't pregnant. Have a great week. Talk to you next month.'
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When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
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Women think giving birth is painful, try playing call of duty with lag.
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Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.
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Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.
Chuck Palahniuk
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Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.
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Now I'm gonna make you dance, its your chance. Yea boy shake that thang, oops I mean girl, girl girl girl. Girl you know you're my world.
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This is the birth of all hope. To have what I once had. This life unforgiven it will end with a birth.
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When I was born I was so shock I didn't talk for a year and a half.
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Joan Collins unfortunately can't be with us tonight. She's busy attending the birth of her next husband.
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Birth is the scariest event of most peoples' lives. You have to feel safe enough in your own mind before you can remember your own birth.
Leonard Orr
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My hair looks good: 3% at school. 7% at home. 90% before I'm about to shower.
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If Monday was a girl; it would be that fat girl who likes horses & tells the teacher when you cheat.
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I'm not a jealous person. I'm just a girl that would love to punch every other girl in the face that gives you a second look.
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I'm not a jealous person. I am just a girl that would love to punch every girl in the face that gives you a second look.
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If you see a guy opening a car door for a girl, its one of two things, either a new girl, or a new car!
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Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
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Sometimes, when my underwear matches my outfit, it makes me feel like I really have my life together.
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