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Funny Cunrty Girl Birth Quotes & Sayings
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After your death you will be what you were before your birth.
Arthur Schopenhauer
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Playing a fun drinking game called: Girl alone with her cat.
Unknown
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Thanks for inviting me to your baby shower, it reminded me to take my birth control pill.
Unknown
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Im the girl who fu..ed your boyfriend at that party while you were puking. I'm the girl who stole your favorite shirt and looked better in it. Im the girl who called you a slut and made you cry. Im the girl that doesnt give a fu.. what you think about her. Im the girl you wish you were.
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Solitude gives birth to the original in us, to beauty unfamiliar and perilous- to poetry. But also, it gives birth to the opposite: to the perverse, the illicit, the absurd.
Thomas Mann
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Leaving home in a sense involves a kind of second birth in which we give birth to ourselves.
Robert Neelly Bellah
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I got my passport aplications sent back. Apparantly then question place of birth? Between my mother's legs isn't acceptable.
Unknown
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I don't think of myself as a lady humorist. I just have boobs and parts that allow me to give birth to children, but I like to be funny with the boys and the girls.
Maya Rudolph
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To preserve yourself as the center of the world, to stay your own best authority on everything, your own expert on all topics, infallible, omniscient. Always, every time of the month, forever: Use birth control.
Chuck Palahniuk
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table theres nothing wrong with them, but its hard to stop thinking about it.
Unknown
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From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents. From 18 to 35, she needs good looks. From 35 to 55, she needs a good personality. From 55 on, she needs good cash.
Sophie Tucker
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Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already born?
Benny Hill
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From birth to age 18 a girl needs good parents. From 18 to 35 she needs good looks. From 35 to 55 she needs a good personality. From 55 on, she needs good cash.
Sophie Tucker
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For each age is a dream that is dying, Or one that is coming to birth.
Arthur William Edgar OShaughnessy
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Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know... the birth of Santa.
Bart Simpson
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We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl would spin the bottle and if it pointed to you when it stopped, the girl could either kiss you or give you a dime. By the time I was 14, I owned my own home.
Gene Perret
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We know that birth takes a woman from one place in her life to another. The birth of a child certainly does change her viewpoint of herself and I believe her viewpoint of the world.
Sameerah Shareef
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God made women, have periods and give birth because He knew guys weren't strong enough to handle it.
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We know that birth takes a woman from one place in her life to another. The birth of a child certainly does change her viewpoint of herself and I believe her viewpoint of the world.
Sameerah Shareef
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