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Funny Dad Birthdayyrs Quotes & Sayings
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My earthly father was never there, he left my mother in despair. He spoke cruel words and did not care. He caused many tears and gave me much fear.
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So one day as a kid I was at the local Zoo. I was bored and kept pestering my Dad to go and play. Eventually he agreed, took me over to the lion enclosure, threw me in and said: There ya go, play dead...
Robert Paul
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Dad, I want you to know that I feel so blessed to have you as my dad. I must say, youre the best. Im glad that I have the chance to celebrate this Diwali with you and with mom. Happy Diwali!
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David and Dad didn't get along too well growing up. I mean we all got along, but it was harder on David, because David wasn't going to be the son that Dad wanted. But now they're like best friends.
Amy Sedaris
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I miss my Dad. My Dad loved cheesy monster movies, so we'd have Godzilla movie marathons. Those are some of my favorite memories, laughing at how the monster outfits were so bad, like black garbage bags for heads.
Ahmet Zappa
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I love my dad because he loves and cares for me. I love him because he is my hero and because he is the only dad I will ever get.
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I m just as lucky as I can be, for the worlds best step Dad Belongs to me.
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I love you mommy. 'I don't have any money, try your dad.' I love you daddy.
Unknown
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When I was in high school, I got in trouble with my girlfriend's Dad. He said, 'I want my daughter back by 8:15.' I said, 'The middle of August? Cool!'
Steven Wright
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Hayley: Dad, you're a weapons expert! When was the last time you fought someone hand-to-hand? Stan: Don't worry, Hayley. It's just like beating up a bicycle.
American Dad
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Deadbeat dads are all over the place, it's almost kind of common... but when a mother leaves her child, people think "how could a woman do that???"
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We came from a family where we ran our own small business. Our dad made his own products. We made our own sausages, our own meatloafs, our own pickles. Dad had to do everything himself. He had to figure out how to finance his business.
Marcy Kaptur
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I didn't really grow up with my dad. I met my dad a couple of times throughout my life. When my mom was pregnant with me, he was in Aerosmith and didn't want to have anything to do with it. It was pretty much my mom and me; the two of us. I was really mad at him for leaving.
Minka Kelly
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Deadbeat dads don't pay child support. They minimise their taxable income to cheat their kids.
Unknown
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Dad is my best mate and I can tell Mum absolutely anything. I really appreciate Mum and Dad. Why are we so close? Young parents, I think. The rock business keeps their minds young.
Kim Wilde
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Deadbeat dads should be publicly flogged! All parents SHOULD live up to their obligations.
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Deadbeat dads are like a plague on society and all should be neutered with a rusty breadknife.
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Deadbeat dads are like magicians, they pull lifetime disappearing acts.
Unknown
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Please don't worry, I am doing fine. You're much too busy to even find the time, so use your chemicals and take this to your grave, the boys you left are men you didn't raise.
Escape The Fate
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I knew that my dad was going to push me to do some stunts and my mom was going to push me only to a certain point. My dad was pushing me to the very edge. If we were to use a metaphor, my feet were sliding off the rocks of a cliff and I had my toes hanging over the edge.
Jaden Smith
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