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Funny Dad Birthdayyrs Quotes & Sayings
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Deadbeat dads simply do not like the rules and many will move, remarry, change names, and work for cash to avoid any and all parental responsibility.
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Deadbeat dads!! It is time to step up and be a man. Call your children and tell them sorry for being a piece of shit. Then actually stay around and be a positive force in their life.
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My fiance and I, when we first met, we had s..-text-Wednesdays. Every Wednesday we would text each other the naughtiest things. I was always so terrified that I would accidentally send it to my dad, because my dad is right below my fiance in my phone list, that would be terrifying, but it was really fun.
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Anyone can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad, and that's why I call you dad, because you are so special to me. You taught my the game and you taught me how to play it right.
Wade Boggs
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Deadbeat dads are the real trash of the world. Next are abusers.
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Deadbeat dads are the lowest form of life on earth.
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I think I was drawn to comedy originally because when I was really young, by the time I was eight I had seen movies like The Jerk, Animal House, and Planes, Trains & Automobiles with my dad, and I knew them by heart...I loved them and my dad loved them, and we would laugh together, and I would think, 'This is love.' I just wanted to make people feel like that.
Emma Stone
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I think I was drawn to comedy originally because when I was really young, by the time I was eight I had seen movies like The Jerk, Animal House, and Planes, Trains & Automobiles with my dad, and I knew them by heart, I loved them and my dad loved them, and we would laugh together, and I would think, This is love. I just wanted to make people feel like that.
Emma Stone
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My step dad is my father in my eyes.
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I'm just as lucky as I can be, For the world's best step Dad Belongs to me.
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Anyone can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a step dad.
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I know I haven't always said how I appreciate what you do, so I'm saying now, how blessed I feel to have a step dad just like you.
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Mom hates dad, Dad hates mom, it all makes you feel so sad.
Kurt Cobain
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My humanitarian work evolved from being with my family. My mom, my dad, they really set a great example for giving back. My mom was a nurse, my dad was a school teacher. But my mom did a lot of things for geriatrics and elderly people. She would do home visits for free.
Cat Cora
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Dad bought me a toy drum one Christmas, and I eventually destroyed it. I wanted a real drum and he bought me a snare drum. Dad continued to buy me one drum after the other.
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I love you slightly more than I love dad.
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Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.
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Deadbeat dads are full of hatred, vengeance and spite. They plunge their kids into poverty, or deny them middle-class comfort, just to punish their former partners.
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Using the word 'gay' as a euphemism for homos..ual is fine I guess. But I've always thought a word like 'fabulous' might have been better. Sure would be a lot easier to tell your parents, "Mom, Dad: I'm fabulous! And my friends are fabulous, too!
Michael Greer
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I would say the most help I got was from my dad. My dad is a civil engineer in Switzerland; he's 90 years old now, so he's no longer active as a civil engineer, but still a very active person.
Claude Nicollier
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