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Funny Dead Beat Dads Quotes & Sayings
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I like tinkering with the tribe beat boxes and love using Reason as a beefed up beat box.
Pat Mastelotto
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Beat the pu... up like a ole beat machine. Oop, there it is, bring a friend, tag team.
Yung Joc
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Come pick the track up, cuz this was a massacre, Spitta done beat the beat right, side left & everywhere but backwards.
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Dead battles, like dead generals, hold the military mind in their dead grip and Germans, no less than other peoples, prepare for the last war.
Barbara W Tuchman
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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
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Only a fool does not fear actors, but you can't beat them, and if you can't beat them, join them, as they say. As I've got older I've become very interested in that part of the work.
Lars Von Trier
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We're here to win the race. If we get beat, we get beat.
Jerry Moss
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It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
Muhammad Ali
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It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
Muhammad Ali
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To boast of a performance which I cannot beat is merely stupid vanity. And if I can beat it that means there is nothing special about it. What has passed is already finished with. What I find more interesting is what is still to come.
Emil Zatopek
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Please take care of my dead or non-existent plants while I'm gone.
Unknown
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The thing that's funny is that everyone thinks I'm dead.
Charles Nelson Reilly
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There are only two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead!
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I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.
Samuel Goldwyn
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
George Burns
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Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good.
Howard Stern
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Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
Groucho Marx
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Deadbeat dads, you give true men such a bad reputation. You are the reason loyal and dedicated guys are judged before known! The terms: dogs, losers and cheaters.. I'm tired of you giving women reasons to believe this is true. Why is it so hard to commit to your woman and child? Why not dedicate your life, to the life you gave? There aren't too many good dads in the world.. but there are some, and they are called men. They are tucking their kids at night, are you? They are holding their women tight, are you? Don't take the title of a man if you simply can't handle the responsibilities of being one.
Unknown
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One reason I live with my parents is to beat Thanksgiving traffic.
Unknown
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Karma takes too long, so I'm just gonna beat the crap out of you now.
Unknown
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