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My inner child is not wounded.
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Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.
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For your information, I would like to ask a question.
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I like marriage. The idea.
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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement?
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Funny how the one you'd take a bullet for is sometimes the one pulling the trigger.
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You're only as good as your last haircut.
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If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
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