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Funny Ex Boyfriend Facebookriend Facebook Quotes & Sayings
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Save a boyfriend for a rainy dayand another, in case it doesn't rain.
Mae West
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I told my daughter that she can't have boyfriend till her age is off the clock. *puts military clock on wall*
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My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have s.. ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant.
Margaret Cho
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Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
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My ex boyfriends facebook status said 'Suicidal and standing on the edge.' ...So I poked him.
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I wish facebook would notify me when people delete me, that way I can Like it.
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My mom always complains about my lack of a boyfriend. Well, next time she asks, I'm going to tell her I'm dating two different guys...Mr. Duracell and Mr. Energizer.
Michelle Landry
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When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a friends Facebook account: 'I LOVE D*CK IN MY MOUTH!'
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I failed my Driver's test. Driving teacher: 'What do you do at a red light?' Me: 'I usually respond to texts and check my Facebook.'
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Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
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When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
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Nothing makes me want a relationship to fail more than matching profile pictures.
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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Exit Facebook, close laptop, get into bed, unlock phone, check Facebook ....
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Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital.
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I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
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The first status on Facebook in 2013: 'Is anyone alive?'
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The government could fix everything that's wrong with the country if they'd simply read my Facebook updates.
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Deleting your Facebook is like running away from home. You're only doing it for attention and you'll be back in a day.
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Facebook is like a relationship: Faithful on your wall, but cheating in their inbox...
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