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Funny Ex Boyfriend Jokeshole Guys Quotes & Sayings
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My mom always complains about my lack of a boyfriend. Well, next time she asks, I'm going to tell her I'm dating two different guys...Mr. Duracell and Mr. Energizer.
Michelle Landry
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I hate guys that have no respect for the fact that a girl has a boyfriend, and I hate girls that don't tell guys they have a boyfriend.
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Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend.
Lucy Liu
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Hey baby, feel my sweater. You feel that? That's boyfriend material.
Raghib Clitso
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My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
Rita Rudner
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For my high colestorol my doctor prescribed me a boyfriend.
Loesje
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'I need a boyfriend', No, you WANT a boyfriend. You NEED water, cause you sound thirsty.
Unknown
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My marriage is on the rocks again; yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
Rodney Dangerfield
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I love meeting my Ex's new boyfriend and thinking, 'Yep, I am definitely cooler than this dude.'
Unknown
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Save a boyfriend for a rainy dayand another, in case it doesn't rain.
Mae West
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Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
Unknown
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My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have s.. ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant.
Margaret Cho
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Cute guys make you crazy. Hot guys make you drool. Cool guys make you daydream. But funny guys make you fall in love.
Unknown
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I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.
Tracy Smith
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Shout out to the guys who don't think it's cute and funny to act like total jackasses to girls. We need more guys like you.
Unknown
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Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.
Unknown
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What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.
Cindy Gardner
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When I left the room he said to Ben Stiller, 'There goes the future Mrs. Apatow.' I guess he had some kind of plan worked out. He asked me out on a date, and I thought it was just a drink with a friend. But I remember looking at him and thinking, 'This is the type of guy I should be with, not those jerk-off guys who don't treat me right.' So I guess his little plan worked, and it's all history. Before meeting Judd, I was always into the scruffy guys, those dudes who work at the newspaper stand and smoke all day, guys who were no good and treated me badly. Then when I got the job on The Cable Guy, it was a real shock because I was suddenly surrounded by all these incredibly funny men. It just blew my mind. I wasn't used to that. The loser guys I'd been hanging out with weren't funny at all. And now I was working with Matthew Broderick, Jim Carrey, Ben Stiller and Judd. They were the funniest guys in the world. It was like a dream.
Leslie Mann
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Just a note to all guys out there, It's not cute to be a controlling boyfriend...
Unknown
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As a boyfriend he should feel a never ending responsibility to show you that not all guys are the same.
Unknown
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