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When entering into a marriage one ought to ask oneself: do you believe you are going to enjoy talking with this woman up into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory, but most of the time you are together will be devoted to conversation.
Friedrich Nietzsche
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If you ignore me, I will ignore you. If you don't start the conversation, we won't talk. If you don't put in the effort, why should I?
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I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know where I am.
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I consider conversations with people to be mind exercises, but I don't want to pull a muscle, so I stretch a lot. That's why I'm constantly either rolling my eyes or yawning.
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Oh, it's sunny outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows.
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A drunken man was dreaming that he died and reincarnated on earth as a chicken. He became heavy and tried to lay an egg! He pushed and pushed and laid the 1st egg, then the 2nd. He was pushing to lay a 3rd egg when his wife screamed ''James! You're shitting on the bed!"
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Where's Kanye West when my parents are giving me a 9376969675949 hour lecture?
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The thirst people have because they want a Valentine.
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Started writing poetry the other day. POETR, it's coming along nicely.
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That awkward moment when people start stuff on your Facebook status and you just don't want to get involved.
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I'm pretty sure I have a defective iphone 5, I keep pressing the home button and I'm still at work.
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Women who complain are like yellow traffic lights. Nobody really pays attention to them.
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No I didnt trip The floor looked like it needed a hug.
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I changed all my passwords to 'incorrect'. So my computer just tells me when I forget.
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