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At least my job description doesn't involve repairing the economy or being the new head football coach at Penn State.
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You're so much better than A-Rod at concealing your drug use on the job.
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On the 12th day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me 12 chicks I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted Barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, fiiiivvvveeee drama queens, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends a pokin' and a ex who won't stop inboxing me!
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Scientist say that universe is made up of Electrons, Protons and Neutrons...They forgot to mention MORONS...
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There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter, like watching TV, and taking naps!
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James Gandolfini's heart attack at age 51 has inspired me to get in better shape after I finish rewatching all six seasons of The Sopranos.
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