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Funny Facebook Friend Request Quotes & Sayings
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I find it funny when people who arent friends in real life are friends on Facebook.
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A good friend would bail you out of jail, but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying, "damn that was awesome".
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That one friend that can make anything funny just by the way they say it.
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My bed and I have a special relationship, we're perfect for each other. But my alarm clock just hates seeing us together.
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Before someone gets their drivers liscence they should have to beat Rainbow Road on Mario Kart without falling off.
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Nascar would be so much more entertaining if they threw banana peels and turtle shells.
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Sometimes, when my underwear matches my outfit, it makes me feel like I really have my life together.
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My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
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When my girlfriend and I fight, I tighten the top to every jar and bottle in the house. Just so I can say "Oh yeah, you need me NOW, huh?"
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
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WELCOME TO FACEBOOK The place where people add you as a FRIEND but walk past you in the street. Where RELATIONSHIPS are perfect. LIARS believe they are telling the truth. Your ENEMIES visit your profile the most. Yet your FRIENDS & FAMILY block you. And even though you write what you are really thinking, Someone always takes it the wrong way... people think your status is for them when it's not!
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Face your problems don't Facebook your problems.
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Being a best friend is more than sharing a joke, a conversation, a cup of coffee or a funny story. It means sharing an honest and true part of yourself.
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Sometimes one middle finger isn't enough to let someone know how you feel. That's why you have two hands.
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Dance like the photos not being tagged. Love like you've never been unfriended. Sing like nobody's following. Share like you care. And do it all like it wont end up on Youtube!
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I'd be more upset about the NSA accessing my phone records if I used my phone for anything but texting and taking pictures of my d..k.
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Linkedin invitations are like herpes...They pop up from time to time to remind you they still exist and nobody wants them.
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When ever I get a headache I take two tablet of aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.
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I hate weddings. Old people would poke me saying You're next. They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals and poking them, saying, You're next.
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If someone says expect the unexpected slap them in the face and say 'I bet you didn't expect that!'
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