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Funny Facebook Updating Status Every 5 Minutes Quotes & Sayings
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Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
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In today's world, the key to success is to delete your Facebook account!
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Welcome to Facebook. The Weather today: An 80% chance of game requests, a 10% chance of pokes, and a 100% certainty of drama
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It's great that you love your boyfriend/girlfriend, or that you are going to see him/her in __ days, but must you post it on Facebook every 10 fu..ing minutes?
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I was using Facebook hashtags before they worked.
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Just because I like your Facebook status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you...
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Admit it, at least once in our life we have all tried to balance the light switch between the on and off position.
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'Are you as bored as I am?' Makes sense even when you read it backwards...
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Allowing gay marriages isn't nearly the gayest thing about California.
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If people could read my mind, I'd get punched in the face a lot.
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I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
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I refuse to go bungee jumping, I came into this world because of a broken rubber, I'm not leaving because of one.
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Behind every great woman, there is a guy looking at her ass.
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Sorry you're upset that three brutal murders by one of your players may impact your team's playoff chances.
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Let's all pretend we're shocked that a professional football player committed sociopathic violence.
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Say this out loud five times fast! 'I won a math debate.'
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