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Funny False Tee Quotes & Sayings
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You know what I hate about rock? I hate tie-dyed tee shirts.
Kurt Cobain
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When the both of you are completely comfortable around eachother in shorts & a tee, that's when you know it's real.
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PALMISTRY, n. The 947th method (according to Mimbleshaw's classification) of obtaining money by false pretences. It consists in reading character in the wrinkles made by closing the hand. The pretence is not altogether false; character can really be read very accurately in this way, for the wrinkles in every hand submitted plainly spell the word dupe. The imposture consists in not reading it aloud.
Ambrose Bierce
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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Aggression is part of the masculine design, we are hardwired for it...Little girls do not invent games where large numbers of people die, where bloodshed is a prerequisite for having fun. Hockey, for example, was not a feminine creation. Nor was boxing. A boy wants to attack something and so does a man, even if it's only a little white ball on a tee.
John Eldredge
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
Chris Colfer
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
Bobby Darin
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The whole is the false.
Theodor Adorno
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Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.
Andy Richter
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Whatever I do seems artificial and false, to me.
Jasper Johns
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You caught me under false pretenses.
Muse
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Sentences are not as such either true or false.
J L Austin
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That which has always been accepted by everyone, everywhere, is almost certain to be false.
Paul Valery
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Four shots to the chest, why ni...s get at me? They don' fu..ed around and fu..ed up my new white tee, I'm just livin my life, why they mad at me, Woke up this morning, I ain't see this coming, Shit I even bust back, you ain't see me running, I hope heaven got a VIP line, Got some partners in hell that'll sneak me in the back door, You know I hate waitin in line.
Young Jeezy
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All generalizations are false, including this one.
Alexander Chase
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