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I like you. People say I've got no taste, but I like you.
Unknown
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I'd so much rather people think I was funny than pretty.
Kristen Johnston
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I think we should see other people until I am absolutely sure I can't do any better than you.
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Never ask old people how they are if you have anything to do that day.
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Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
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Its funny how people let you down quickly but they expect you to never let them down.
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But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.
Kathy Griffin
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We are not only to renounce evil, but to manifest the truth. We tell people the world is vain; let our lives manifest that it is so. We tell them that our home is above and that all these things are transitory. Does our dwelling look like it? O to live consistent lives!
James Hudson Taylor
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Smart phones, smart cars, smart televisions... when are they going to start making smart people?
Tanya Bianco
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Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.
Johnny Carson
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My friend had a funny remark; he told me everybody has something - some people have a big butt, some people are insecure and at least you know what it is, even if it's a lump on your head. I know I have a lump on my head.
Karen Duffy
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Some people are so fake that they make Pamela Anderson's boobies look real!
Bryan Burden
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If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; but if you really make them think, they'll hate you.
Donald Robert Perry Marquis
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
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It's so funny how 'friends' forget us when they don't need any more favors.
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Do you want me to tell you something really subversive? Love is everything it's cracked up to be. That's why people are so cynical about it. It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don't risk anything, you risk even more.
Erica Jong
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Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.
Tim Vine
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My resolution is to spend less time working which means you'll have to work more.
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My resolution is to spend more time avoiding friends and family.
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I hope one of your New Year's resolutions is to stop tagging me in New Year's photos.
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