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Funny Fat Girl Jokesny Fat Girl Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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As to the myth about Fat Girls and certain abilities to achieve multiple...ummm...my only comment on THAT topic, having both thin and fat and, also, coincidently a girl...is that it most likely has to do with genetics. And praise the Goddess Aphrodite and her son Eros that I know all about those good genetics.
Owen J McClain
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Make sure the clothes you buy on Black Friday take into account how fat you got on Thanksgiving.
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Im scared to death of being poor. Its like a fat girl who loses 500 pounds but is always fat inside. I grew up poor and will always feel poor inside. Its my pet paranoia.
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I'm scared to death of being poor. It's like a fat girl who loses 500 pounds but is always fat inside. I grew up poor and will always feel poor inside. It's my pet paranoia.
Cher
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My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real men. I dont like really feminine men who tan. I dont understand that. I like a funny man, though. Russell Brands not quite my type, but if he had a fat, bearded friend, that would be perfect.
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My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real men. I don't like really feminine men who tan. I don't understand that. I like a funny man, though. Russell Brand's not quite my type, but if he had a fat, bearded friend, that would be perfect.
Kesha
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If you have a choice between ugly or fat; You can turn lights out on ugly, but you can always feel the fat in the dark.
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I never had huge ambitions...never. I was fat. I didn't know any fat famous actresses. I just did not see myself in that world at all, and I'm being very sincere. You know, once a fat kid, always a fat kid. And I still sort of have that. I often look at women who wear great jeans and high heels and nice little T-shirts wandering around the city and I think, I should make more of an effort.
Kate Winslet
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I look in the mirror and think I'm ugly. I look at pictures of me and think I'm fat. I look at my reflection in glass and think my nose is too big. But when I look at you, I feel like the most beautiful girl in the world...because you treat me like one.
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It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.
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When your skinny friend says she's fat and you're just standing there...all fat as a motherfu..er.
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I don't think fat is pretty. If I saw some big fat leopard walking through the jungle, I'd start laughing. Or if I was at the races, I saw some 150-lb. greyhound running against the other lean greyhounds, I'd start laughing too. It doesn't seem very natural. It doesn't look healthy. It doesn't look sleek or stealth. It looks funny. I think that's why people through history laugh at fat people. They're round and funny-looking.
Kirstie Alley
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I'm not fat. I'm just so s..y that it overflows.
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I love my six pack so much I protect it with a layer of fat.
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My 6-pack is very important to me, that's why I cover it with a layer of fat.
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Being fat = Lowers your chance of getting kidnapped.
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Being fat isn't so bad.. fat people are harder to kidnap!!
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Can fat people go skinny dipping?
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Bored as a fat person without food...
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Only in America are "poor" people fat.
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