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Funny For Married Men Quotes & Sayings
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I'm more married to Sandy now than when we were married with the legal document. We're still married as parents.
Bobby Darin
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My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real men. I dont like really feminine men who tan. I dont understand that. I like a funny man, though. Russell Brands not quite my type, but if he had a fat, bearded friend, that would be perfect.
Kesha
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My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real men. I don't like really feminine men who tan. I don't understand that. I like a funny man, though. Russell Brand's not quite my type, but if he had a fat, bearded friend, that would be perfect.
Kesha
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I am a bad person because I seduce married men. I love the feeling of getting attention from men who have girlfriends or wives. It makes me feel wanted and better about myself.
Unknown
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Welcome to the real Internet, where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are the FBI.
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Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.
Oscar Wilde
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And in a marriage you can't TRY and be married. You're married or you're not married... as far as I'm concerned.
Ringo Starr
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Dear Parents. Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow White lived alone with 7 men. Pinnochio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around without clothes on. A stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him. Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party. You can blame us. We were taught to rebel since a young age..
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Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swim next time, OK Jerry?
Denis Leary
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All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others.
Unknown
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You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Unknown
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A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.
Sam Ewing
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I married Miss Right. I just didnt know her first name was Always.
Unknown
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Sorry even your gay friends will now be getting married before you.
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Fact: Women suffer more migraines more men. Reason: Because we have to deal with men
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I don't sleep with happily married men.
Britt Ekland
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If women were particular about men's characters, they would never get married at all.
George Bernard Shaw
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Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.
Samuel Johnson
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When you're married you try harder
Dr Joyce Brothers
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It's funny that until I actually met my husband, I never thought I'd get married.
Regina King
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