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This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket....so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass.
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
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My resolution is to spend less time working which means you'll have to work more.
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I hope one of your New Year's resolutions is to stop tagging me in New Year's photos.
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My resolution is to spend more time avoiding friends and family.
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For my new year's resolution, I promise to stop correcting your terrible spelling and focus more on your horrific grammar.
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Sorry that, statistically speaking, you probably won't fulfill your resolution.
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My resolution is to get healthier while still destroying myself with alcohol and drugs.
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Nobody will ever win the battle of the s..es. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.
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No one will win the battle of the s..es, there is too much flirting with the enemy.
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Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
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Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy.
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Funny is funny is funny.
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I look at going to Hollywood as going behind enemy lines. You parachute in, set up the explosion, then fly out before it goes off.
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Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
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My excuses for already failing my New Year's resolution are more complicated than the fiscal cliff deal.
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I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell you a joke.'
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Mom: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL Me: Why is that funny? Mom: It's not funny David! What do you mean? Me: Mom lol means laughing out loud! Mom: Oh my goodness! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh God.
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The enemy of society is middle class and the enemy of life is middle age.
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