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Funny Friday Status Quotes & Sayings
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I'll go to great lengths to scavenge other devices for batteries, before I will go out to buy new ones.
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If a bra is called an 'Over the shoulder bolder holder,' then would you call men's underwear 'Under the butt nut hut?'
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James Gandolfini's heart attack at age 51 has inspired me to get in better shape after I finish rewatching all six seasons of The Sopranos.
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I can't tell if you have a better life than me, or better photo filters.
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When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a friends Facebook account: 'I LOVE D*CK IN MY MOUTH!'
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Good Friday is a day of repentence and prayer, a day to remember Gods sacrifice for us, a day to ask forgiveness, a day to renew our relationship with God.
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In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you.
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Sorry there's no Black Friday deal for the hospital visit you'll need after Black Friday.
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I always write 'Wake Up' on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one thing a day.
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Here's to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West for not making anyone else be married to them.
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This is one of those mornings where I'll be picking the marshmallows out of the Lucky Charms and throwing the rest away.
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I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke.
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The awkward moment when you wake up thinking it's Friday and it's Sunday.
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Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital.
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I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
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Everybody knows somebody who's Facebook relationship status should be 'Still banging my ex.'
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Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery...Today is a Friday the 13!
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This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket....so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass.
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Thank God it's Friday! I get paid today!
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Going to kill people with a chainsaw and then say YOLO because it's friday the 13.
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