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Funny Friday Status Quotes & Sayings
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You got to be a stupid motherf*cker to get fired on your day off. -Smokey
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My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
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My bed and I have a special relationship, we're perfect for each other. But my alarm clock just hates seeing us together.
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Nascar would be so much more entertaining if they threw banana peels and turtle shells.
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Before someone gets their drivers liscence they should have to beat Rainbow Road on Mario Kart without falling off.
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When my girlfriend and I fight, I tighten the top to every jar and bottle in the house. Just so I can say "Oh yeah, you need me NOW, huh?"
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Sometimes, when my underwear matches my outfit, it makes me feel like I really have my life together.
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I wonder how some people can keep up with both their Tumblr, Twitter, Facebook...I cant even keep up with the Kardashians.
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Does anyone have that light switch in their house that they really don't know what it goes to...
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
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Thank God it's Friday because I don't know how many more odd and upsetting things can happen in one week.. this has been one of the LONGEST weeks ever!
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Its Friday the 13, you scared? Go to church.
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Friday the 13. Where are you Rebecca Black?
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Sometimes one middle finger isn't enough to let someone know how you feel. That's why you have two hands.
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I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays and half of Friday.
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Dance like the photos not being tagged. Love like you've never been unfriended. Sing like nobody's following. Share like you care. And do it all like it wont end up on Youtube!
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Linkedin invitations are like herpes...They pop up from time to time to remind you they still exist and nobody wants them.
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When ever I get a headache I take two tablet of aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.
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I'd be more upset about the NSA accessing my phone records if I used my phone for anything but texting and taking pictures of my d..k.
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If someone says expect the unexpected slap them in the face and say 'I bet you didn't expect that!'
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