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Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock.
Ronald Reagan
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Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock.
Ronald Reagan
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Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
Ogden Nash
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In an active life is sown the seed of wisdom; but he who reflects not, never reaps; has no harvest from it, but carries the burden of age without the wages of experience; nor knows himself old, but from his infirmities, the parish register, and the contempt of mankind. And age, if it has not esteem, has nothing.
Edward Young
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Litigation takes the place of s.. at middle age.
Gore Vidal
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The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it.
Doris Day
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Crabbed age and youth cannot live together; Youth is full of pleasance, age full of care; Youth like the summer morn, age like winter weather; Youth like summer brave, age like winter bare.
William Shakespeare
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The brief span of our poor unhappy life to its final hour is hastening on; and while we drink and call for gay wreaths, perfumes, and young girls, old age creeps upon us, unperceived.
Juvenal
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Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
Bob Hope
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Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
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Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.
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Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age.
Jeanne Moreau
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For the girls that tell you all guys are the same, nobody told you to try them all out...
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Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
Benny Hill
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Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
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It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
Tallulah Bankhead
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Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.
Yul Brynner
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In the middle ages, people took potions for their ailments. In the 19th century they took snake oil. Citizens of today's shiny, technological age are too modern for that. They take antioxidants and extract of cactus instead.
Charles Krauthammer
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When I was young I was amazed at Plutarch's statement that the elder Cato began at the age of eighty to learn Greek. I am amazed no longer. Old age is ready to undertake tasks that youth shirked because they would take too long.
Groucho Marx
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They're great girls. They're very funny, they're very smart, they're fun to be with. They're very lively, as I think people can tell. And you know, they're very confident girls.
Laura Bush
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