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Funny Golf Events Quotes & Sayings
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Golf is a good walk spoiled.
Mark Twain
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Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, youre the best.
Jack Nicklaus
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s.. and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if youre not good at them.
Kevin Costner
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Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody else putt.
Will Rogers
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The only sure rule in golf is he who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie.
Mickey Mantle
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Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course...the space between your ears.
Bobby Jones
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How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now.
Dwight David Eisenhower
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Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.
Winston Churchill
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Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you?
Ben Hogan
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Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you?
Ben Hogan
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The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.
George Deukmejian
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That's the difference between golf and many other sports. You go to some other sporting events, they just leave you or give you the cold shoulder and move on.
Bernhard Langer
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After all these years, its still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.
Chi Chi Rodriguez
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I'm like a decathlete who does all of the events he's used to, but is being forced by certain circumstances to focus on three events, and being forced to focus on events that he wasn't that interested in, and also weren't his strongest events.
Michael Nyman
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Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands.
Bobby Jones
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A kid grows up a lot faster on the golf course. Golf teaches you how to behave.
Jack Nicklaus
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It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get
Arnold Palmer
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Transmitted at the speed of light, all events on this planet are simultaneous. In the electric environment of information all events are simultaneous, there is no time or space separating events.
Marshall McLuhan
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Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.
John Updike
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The majority of people who buy homes in golf course communities don't play golf. Golf is way down at the bottom in terms of total numbers and growth.
Ed McMahon
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