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Funny Golf Events Quotes & Sayings
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I like going there for golf. America's one vast golf course these days.
Edward VIII
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Golf isn't first on my list anymore. There are a lot of things ahead of golf and I have to go ahead and do those things so I can play golf. I'm tired of hurting. Tired of fighting pain.
Fuzzy Zoeller
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
Casey Stengel
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The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride in a golf cart between shots at PGA Tour events. Man, the next thing you know, they're going to have some guy carry his clubs around for him.
Jon Stewart
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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
Jack Benny
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Talking about golf is always boring. (Playing golf can be interesting, but not the part where you try to hit the little ball; only the part where you drive the cart.)
Dave Barry
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They say he's [Yogi Berra] funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
Casey Stengel
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The sad events that occur in my life are the sad events that happen to everybody, with losing friends and family, but that is a natural occurrence, as natural as being born.
Sergio Aragones
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He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot." Well of course it's a golf shot; I just hit a golf ball. You don't see Gretzky skating around going 'there's a hockey shot, that's a hockey shot.'
Bill Engvall
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The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.
George Deukmejian
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The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.
George Deukmejian
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There are no maladies in my golf game. My golf game stinks.
Jack Nicklaus
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All things are subjective, a person's circumstances has nothing to do with current or past events, but rather their perception of those events, and the attitude and manner in which they choose to approach it.
Karla Thornton
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It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get
Arnold Palmer
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Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And I took a 7 to do that.
Jim Murray
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I was three over. One over a house, one over a patio, and one over a swimming pool.
George Brett
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Swing hard in case you hit it.
Dan Marino
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It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get
Arnold Palmer
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There are no mistakes, no coincidences. All events are blessings given to us to learn from.
Elisabeth Kubler-Ross
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At all events, arbitration is more rational, just, and humane than the resort to the sword.
Richard Cobden
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