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Funny Good Morning Facebook Status Quotes & Sayings
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Why is it that Facebook even gives me the option to 'Like' my own status? Of course I like my status. I'm hilarious.
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If I found out I only had a week to live, and could go anywhere in the world, I think I'd go to the hospital because that sounds serious.
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Deja Vu is when God thinks something is so funny, that he has to rewind it to show it to his friends.
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My idea of a good morning is one when I open my eyes, take a deep breath, then go back to sleep.
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Good morning to the day: and next, my gold! - / Open the shrine that I may see my saint.
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In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you.
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Not to name names, but I know some of you update your status from your phone so it appears like you actually left the house. -Sent from my iPhone
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I'm searching Facebook for people named Hontas, just because I think it would be cool... to poke a Hontas.
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It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young.
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People don't want to see me having s..... I'm the queen of the 'kiss, foreplay, dissolve.' And then the 'Whoo! Good morning, tiger.
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This is one of those mornings where I'll be picking the marshmallows out of the Lucky Charms and throwing the rest away.
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